An old woman from Orizaba
who was so deaf she couldn't hear anything,
when someone asked her a question,
she only answered "yes."
At first her husband was mortified,
but then more calmly, he said,
"If people have spoken to you,
like they did just now ...
Take my advice–
and this is good advice–
once you say 'yes'
then tell them 'no.'"